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monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

(via humoristics)

My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.
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sofa: that's it, come here and rest my pretty, soon you will have fallen into my trap and i will be with you FOREVER! muahahahahaha!
me: i'm so tired i think i'll just sit here for a moment *sinks into sofa*
me: ah sofa, you so comfy. I could just stay here forever....
me:
me:
me:
me: *tries to move*
me: uh oh
" It was the third ‘last time’. "
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t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

(via la-petite-rose)

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